Somewhat awake

starsonme:

Okay why is everyone sleeping on this scene tho

This is the most masterfully done scene and I have a lot of feelings.

Amy’s compulsive, nerdy, obsessive traits have been the butt of the jokes throughout the show. Everyone has constantly poked fun at her, called her out, teased her over that.

And here yet again when she freaks out over something so mundane which no regular person does - that is the moment Jake decides he wants to spend the rest of his life with her.

I think that’s so beautiful. Like they could have showed a scene where she’s being a badass and saves the day or they just survived a dangerous situation and that’s when he knows etc etc

But no they chose to have this in the most domestic and relevant and relatable setting ever. One which is showcasing one of her supposed “faults” which again Jake has mercilessly teased her about in the past. He looks over at her and just knows. He sees her as she is.

And the fact that there is no other conversation here enhances it even more. He just smiles to himself and the scene cuts there.

It is subtle and understated but so full of quiet emotion.

I’m going to be thinking about this one for a long time.

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woodelf68:

liberalsarecool:

A great first day with Democrats in control of the House.

*Makes offerings to any and all gods to get rid of the damned electoral college*

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lev-myshkln:

Tumblr: *in deep discourse about how this popular blogger is actually terrible, pulling receipts, and calling them out*

Me, used to this, having seen the rise and fall of pizza, sixpenceee, memeufacturing, fishingboatproceeds, iamfish, etc:

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larkandkatydid:

invertprivileges:

zecretary:

pelkoja:

It’s so wild seeing the Democrats’ strategy being “Republicans you fools, we are the real conservatives”

pelosi: (makes a rhetorical point using some stupid reagan quote to appeal to those weird suburban centrists that just delivered her party a huge midterm result)

extremely online 20-year-old who is the smart one, actually: this means democrats and republicans are the same now

https://theweek.com/speedreads/815622/two-key-lines-nancy-pelosis-victory-speech-about-reagan-bush

Pelosi in her address said Democrats will protect DREAMers, and she made her case by citing former President Ronald Reagan, who said in his last speech as president, “If we ever closed the door to new Americans, our leadership in the world would soon be lost.” When Republicans in the chamber didn’t clap along with Democrats in response to this line, Pelosi said, “You don’t applaud for Ronald Reagan?”

new years resolution for logged on idiots: stop trusting people who screenshot headlines and pretend they are substance

If online leftists would maybe ever watch the news or listen to the radio they would have heard how fucking funny this was because she said it in the same tone as “are you not entertained?”. 

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trainthief:

sims4likesandsuch:

trainthief:

I actually genuinely love dealing with angry and aggressive customers because it’s SO funny. They always come in with a specific level of energy and they expect whoever they deal with to be scared of them and then when I’m clearly not physically or emotionally intimidated they get SO flustered and start doing the weirdest shit to regain power in the situation. Like there’s absolutely nothing you could do to me in this coffee shop that would ever even make my Top 10 Scariest Interactions With People but by all means, keep faking that phone call to your boss who apparently knows the Starbucks mermaid personally. 

Is that the right way to deal with people paying you for a service? Is it really worth losing customers and potential customers so you can pretend like you are someone important? What could they be irate about? You put whip cream on the latte? You didn’t leave your finger on the grinder button long enough? I find it hysterical that someone so low on the food chain needs to feel like they have a big dick! It’s rather pathetic that someone that is one step-up from pushing carts for a living can be so delusional. I would be petty if my daily life was to warm up milk or grind beans for a living but at the end of the day you are the one wearing an apron & wiping piss off toilets for a living. I think we all know who really wins

Cranky because I told you your “grande 20 oz skinny breve latte” order made no fucking sense aren’t you

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under-the-arch:

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ruffboijuliaburnsides:

thoughtsofateenwitch:

Best thing I’ve seen all day

god look at her just staring him fuckin DOWN

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ayrenn:

saundering:

ayrenn:

how do you think incels feel when they come to this website and see women wanting to fuck junkrat and pennywise but not them?

I read this in a very accusatory tone

honestly this is my favourite addition to this post bc if you read it as being accusatory it becomes hilarious

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heathergraves:

horreurscopes:

my new thing has been just… acting on my ideas. like i thought maybe my desk would look better on a different part of my room so i like. moved it? just like that! i ripped an old anatomy book and stuck the diagrams up on my wall like some kind of old timey victorian doctor. i wanted a starbucks and i walked one and a half miles back and forth in a floridian storm and goddamn it was a good coffee. life is too short babey if you think of something just do it. nike

This was weirdly motivating

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cmonandhauntme:

vivalatinamerica:

can someone please explain how it’s possible that every single month this year ended as quickly as it started and yet this whole year has felt like an eternity

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